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🇿🇦 SOUTH AFRICA· 6 Jul 2026

Springboks 45-21 England: 17-0 in 12 Minutes at Ellis Park

The Nations Championship opens with a green avalanche before England's lungs clear customs.

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🇳🇿 NEW ZEALAND· 6 Jul 2026

All Blacks Edge France 34-32 as Will Jordan Strikes Twice

Rennie's era opens with a two-point heart attack in Christchurch.

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🇫🇷 FRANCE· 6 Jul 2026

France Await Savea Citing Verdict After Christchurch Heartbreak

Thirteen straight losses in NZ and one very powerful citing commissioner.

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🇮🇪 IRELAND· 6 Jul 2026

Ireland Mug Australia 33-31 With a Prop Try at the Death

Tom Clarkson breaks Sydney's heart; Donaldson's 50-metre reply drifts wide.

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