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🇿🇦 SOUTH AFRICA· 26 Aug 2026

THE RASSIE ERASMUS SELECTION QUESTIONS — A FANS' INVESTIGATION

Okay nahh, before this thing gets outta hand 😭

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🇿🇦 SOUTH AFRICA· 23 Aug 2026

THE CAPTAIN WAS AVAILABLE AND THEY LEFT HIM OUT: Ellis Park Just Proved Why Siya Kolisi Is Still the Soul of the Springboks — The Scrum Worked, the Power Was There, the Opportunities Came, and Somehow South Africa Still Fell Apart Without Its Captain

We want our fucking captain back.

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🇿🇦 SOUTH AFRICA· 20 Aug 2026

THIRTY YEARS OF WAITING, FOUR TESTS, ONE HUNDRED AND TEN MATCHES OF HISTORY, AND IT ALL LANDS AT ELLIS PARK ON SATURDAY

The All Blacks Have Finally Come Back to South Africa for a Proper Tour — Their First Since 1996 — and They've Walked Into a Country That Is Ranked Number One in the World, Holds the Heaviest Win in the Fixture's History, Owns This Stadium 9-6, and Has a Head Coach Who Brings Retired Referees to Press Conferences: The Complete ScrumAtMe Dossier on Rugby's Greatest Rivalry

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🇿🇦 SOUTH AFRICA · PROFILE· 13 Aug 2026

THE FASTEST FORWARD SOUTH AFRICA KEEPS PRETENDING IT CAN’T SEE

Now listen up, gang — every so often this country builds a loose forward so quick the broadcast cameramen file a formal complaint, and then spends the next eight years staring straight at him going “sorry, who’s this?” That is the whole Hacjivah Dayimani story in one breath, and it does NOT begin in one of those manicured rugby greenhouses where the U14 A-team gets a team psychologist, a nutritionist and a smoothie bar.

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